Czech Streets 43

Actress Lenka

How was your summer? My holiday lethargy ended abruptly with an e-mail from a guy who wanted to wager that I won't ever convince anyone famous to get intimate with me. He said he knows a Slovak stage performer, hosting in one of Prague's theatres… And that's what I call a challenge! I met the guy at one of her performances and we shook hands on the whole deal. Although I knew it's a Mission Impossible operation, I decided to track her with stubborn persistence and one goal in mind.
My plan required a lot of preparation, a detailed plan, and a heavy bag of money. On D-Day, I got into my best clothes, bought a bouquet of flowers, and went to see another one of her shows. Afterwards, I had to wait outside, nervous like a virgin on a first date.
When she finally walked out, I introduced myself as her greatest fan and invited her to dinner. She sent me to hell, of course – but then a spark of hope appeared when she agreed to meet me for a cup of coffee the next day. The hook sank in…
Her name was Lenka, she was born in Slovakia, and we had a nice long chat. I almost forgot that I was mainly there to seduce her. On the way to the theatre, I had to reveal my cards. And believe it or not, she agreed (for 120,000 Crowns)! And although it cost an appalling heap of cash, getting intimate with a public figure just a few metres from a famous theatre was priceless!
I'm telling you, this is a smash. I bet I'll see it on the newsstands tomorrow. So, I'm buying some tabloids, and you better start downloading – because I doubt I’ll get away with this easily.